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Episode 4 One If by Clam, Two If by Sea

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  1. Son of the Beach on August 19, 2008 3:12 pm

    It does’nt work!

  2. Super dude on October 13, 2008 2:22 pm

    “you don’t evn know who i am” LOL

  3. Alex on November 29, 2008 9:13 am

    yayyyy!

  4. Alex on November 29, 2008 9:39 am

    that is so offensive to british people. :(

  5. Chris on December 5, 2008 2:57 pm

    Nah im british myself, its hilarious

  6. ian on December 10, 2008 1:12 pm

    im british and i find this episode extremely funny

  7. ian on December 10, 2008 1:20 pm

    well i do find peters speach at about 5:53 minutes in a bit offensive

  8. ian on December 10, 2008 1:42 pm

    they had to kill the british guy didnt they lol

  9. Sarah on December 17, 2008 2:05 am

    its also really offensive to americans…comedy often is lol

  10. English Girl on December 22, 2008 12:35 pm

    family guy wouldn’t be family guy if i wasn’t offensive.

  11. яσxαѕ on January 4, 2009 9:18 am

    use megavideo i no u cant watch stuff for 72 mins but still usable

  12. яσxαѕ on January 4, 2009 9:19 am

    i wasn’t expecting family guy to be affencive but still funny at all times:D

  13. metalbreathe on January 17, 2009 7:28 am

    offentin? i really dont think so. i mean you know how it is in reality. guys find british accent odd and girl cute. thats how it is in my country with greece ppl. we find it kinda funny but girls extremly cute.

  14. D on February 13, 2009 4:04 am

    none of the links seem to work

  15. livvy on March 29, 2009 5:09 pm

    doesnt work

  16. andrei on April 5, 2009 8:15 am

    Updated ! :D

  17. count crotchula on April 19, 2009 12:52 pm

    Of course it isnt offensive. Im English my self and I think this is damn hilarious!

  18. lol on June 13, 2009 12:16 am

    wtf i hate that link it never works for me it just keeps loading wtf?

  19. Peter Griffin on June 28, 2009 7:56 am

    IAM SCOTTISH I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST HALIROUS THING I HAVE SEEN OF ALL BRITISH TIMES MUH HA HA HA HA LUV U PETER GET OF LOIS YOU PERVERT!

  20. Peter Griffin on June 28, 2009 7:57 am

    I MEANT THE BRITISH GUY! NOT PETER

  21. elukka on July 2, 2009 5:12 pm

    “holy crap! its a gay bar”
    :D DD

  22. karama on July 22, 2009 4:01 pm

    lol i luv family guy, im british and still find it funny

  23. JJ on July 27, 2009 9:51 am

    Yeah comedy if most of the time offensive… but.. COME ON!! that’s the point of it.. making fun of people is the big laugh…
    I wish they have all the episodes in Megavideo… so far I have never had any problem when watching stuff in megavideo.
    this one here takes a while to load

  24. Wha now? on July 31, 2009 5:22 pm

    I don’t understand why people watch the episodes and comment on how offensive this part or that is… Why watch the show if your going to get offended.. It’s family guy, not unlike south park it’s ‘offensive’ to get your attention.

  25. owl on August 12, 2009 7:42 pm

    because we have to watch them before we know its going to be offensive, tosspot. was a bit offensive, is the only thing I dont like about an otherwise quality programme; there is a tendency towards simplistic, stupidly extreme and highly innacurate racial humour that does’nt feel like its a poke purely at the existence of such idiotic stereotypes. In this episode, it seems like the makers really believe english people all talk, act and look like that in some way. well, maybe in the home counties (occasionally), but nowhere else!

  26. Jamineur on August 21, 2009 7:52 pm

    I SAID VACUUM LMAO!!

  27. Amy on September 15, 2009 7:30 pm

    i find this to be funny i love this!!

  28. Mac on September 20, 2009 7:57 am

    Family guy is offensive to everyone:P deal with it!

  29. Iestyn on September 28, 2009 6:42 am

    British aren’t like that…that’s just the posh twats that talk and act like that ffs

  30. 3xCrazy on October 5, 2009 10:46 pm

    LOL!! Couldnt have acted out douchebag poms any better !!! THEY ALL HAVE HORRIBLE TEETH and talk like gronks!

  31. Finwaell on November 12, 2009 8:33 pm

    @ Ian: You really don’t have any sense for humo(u)r xD And he was hanged in England (lousy weather, archaic factories, out moded clothes? :D ) So what’s the deal? :P

  32. PureEnergy on November 29, 2009 8:34 pm

    grow up for fucks sake
    im british and to behonest dont care if they think we all act and talk like that
    infact why not make more jokes about how stupid americans are xD

  33. Bullet on December 18, 2009 10:00 am

    if you think that all british people are the same, your an idiot!!!
    same with the people from all countries, everyone is different!!
    another awesome episode of family guy, thanks so much for the website!!!

  34. Calum on December 20, 2009 7:14 am

    we don't sound like that.

  35. Abbiex on December 21, 2009 2:09 pm

    Haha, How Offensive To The English ;) I'm English, But IDC XD Holy Crap It's A Gay Bar! XD XP x

  36. Abbiex on December 21, 2009 2:31 pm

    What's With The Obsession That British People Have Really Weird Teeth?? XS x

  37. Mila on January 24, 2010 1:40 pm

    i live in england .. and omg this episode is sooo funny .. XD

  38. alex on January 30, 2010 3:29 pm

    why do english people all seem to be posh, have extremely big noses and weird teeth in american programs. I've never seen anyone like that
    gud episode though

  39. Kieranr1 on January 31, 2010 12:51 pm

    ye i found it funny but it was also quite offensive, i dont like american things where they take the mick out of the english.

  40. james on February 20, 2010 3:11 am

    be realistic nearly every white person is originally british

  41. Anonamous on April 12, 2010 11:57 pm

    I hate Americans to make the fin out of English.. We would kick you ass in a war anyday..
    reason 1. We have discipline and we are not fat slugs

  42. Katy on May 19, 2010 11:50 am

    PEOPLE!! Listen to yourselves!! Okay im english and live in south london AND I DONT CARE HOW OFFENSIVE THIS IS!! ITS FUNNY!!
    Look, us British are just as 'offensive' about things as this episode of family guy. We even take the piss out of ourselves!!! its just how we work, face it if family guy made an episode about British taking over a bar and the British people inside were how we really are, then would it be funny? No it wouldnt because we are basically the same as americans if not a bit funnier and with a cooler accent (no offence buts thats my point of veiw) SO JUST STOP WHINING AND ENJOY THE GOD DAMN EPISODE!!! thank you <3

  43. flowers on May 29, 2010 9:52 am

    its english not british

  44. laxx on June 7, 2010 9:09 am

    I am actually German. However I have lived in the US and I'm currently living in London for a little over a year. Even though my English is close to native, I sill have big problems understanding the a lot of English people.

    In the US there are a few weird accents like every country has, but you can easily understand them. Once you go to the North of England (or even to Scotland), I feel like I'm in China, without understanding a single word.

    Pretty awesome ep thou…

  45. laxx on June 7, 2010 4:09 pm

    I am actually German. However I have lived in the US and I'm currently living in London for a little over a year. Even though my English is close to native, I sill have big problems understanding the a lot of English people.

    In the US there are a few weird accents like every country has, but you can easily understand them. Once you go to the North of England (or even to Scotland), I feel like I'm in China, without understanding a single word.

    Pretty awesome ep thou…

  46. Dasdas on August 12, 2010 12:31 am

    lol you wish… AMERICA rules the world ur queen is our bitch muhhahahaha

  47. Brappester on August 23, 2010 11:22 pm

    well sed m8 engliand would murk usa in a fight

  48. Brappster on August 23, 2010 11:24 pm

    usa sucks cock great britan for life

  49. Paul on September 3, 2010 1:09 am

    I’m American, and we beat the piss out of you English in the Revolutionary War!!!! LOL!!!! But seriously though, I’m part English. So, I don’t hate England. However, I’m also part German, Dutch, and French.

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