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  1. show de episode! on February 11, 2009 12:03 pm

    show de episode!

  2. Aron on February 11, 2009 12:14 pm

    FIRST COMMENT!

  3. MightyJustas on February 11, 2009 12:19 pm

    I cant believe that!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!

  4. Kingnold on February 11, 2009 12:44 pm

    Nice one, 2nd to comment!
    Go family guy!!!!!

  5. GoggerToy on February 11, 2009 2:00 pm

    holy crap! it’s been a while since last episode… what were they doing all that time?

  6. cheesey poof on February 11, 2009 2:20 pm

    weres the video?

  7. Lesar on February 11, 2009 3:13 pm

    kick ass

  8. Mattias Dahlis on February 11, 2009 4:26 pm

    HUrray! Been waiting for ages..

  9. Tony on February 11, 2009 5:04 pm

    yay, btw, 15/02 is my birthday :)

  10. Kingnold on February 11, 2009 5:04 pm

    yeah, i heard that it would be aired in like november or so.
    but see it this way:
    since they had to much time, it HAS to be awesome!

  11. Tony on February 11, 2009 5:05 pm

    btw, when is the next episode? (ep 8)

  12. Scatman Stekelo on February 11, 2009 7:01 pm

    YES! can’t wait!

  13. Mandy on February 11, 2009 9:19 pm

    OMG! BONNY HAS HER BABY AFTER 9 YEARS! WOW!

  14. Christian on February 11, 2009 11:31 pm

    OH MY GOD SHE FINALLY GAVE BIRTH!!!!!

  15. Danny on February 12, 2009 11:29 am

    wheres the episode i cant see it

  16. john doe on February 12, 2009 2:11 pm

    this i a great episode if ya want to watch it its on mega videos right now and you will never guess how it ends

  17. show de episode! on February 12, 2009 3:57 pm

    show it or i will f**k you

  18. You idiots on February 13, 2009 3:30 pm

    It airs on the 15th, and will be here on the 16th.Stop saying “wheres the video”? And “I can’t see it. And other shit

  19. what up kid? on February 13, 2009 3:54 pm

    wait a minute…
    am i high or was there like a 2 month gap between this and the last episode of the season?

  20. jordan munoz on February 13, 2009 4:55 pm

    omg show the freakin show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. emma on February 13, 2009 5:04 pm

    HI YAY FINALLY THERES A NEW ONE IVE BEEN CHECKING EVERY DAY 4 IT

  22. john doe on February 13, 2009 5:55 pm

    watch it on mega videos is anyone paying attention!

  23. Random Guy on February 13, 2009 7:12 pm

    You cant watch it on mega video seeing as it jasnt even been shown yet, get a life f**k nut!

  24. Jamie on February 13, 2009 7:31 pm

    well…it toke so long because they wanted this season last until september so they stopped showing this season until now..

  25. tard on February 13, 2009 8:30 pm

    “john doe

    February 13th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    watch it on mega videos is anyone paying attention”

    give us the name…

  26. ugnyteugne on February 14, 2009 7:21 am

    FINALLY!!!

  27. MightyJustas on February 14, 2009 10:34 am

    John doe, give us a link

  28. emma on February 14, 2009 10:15 pm

    Hii By the way wys it no on :\

  29. emma on February 14, 2009 10:16 pm

    woops make tht on* lol

  30. can't be arsed on February 15, 2009 2:31 pm

    to everyone who is saying its not working:
    it says its going to be on here on the 16th
    it airs today so u couldn’t expect it to be on last week

    idiots

  31. walshy on February 15, 2009 2:42 pm

    hey every1 just ignore ‘john doe’ it will be 2moz wot it

  32. MightyJustas on February 15, 2009 2:50 pm

    Lol, not found

  33. tina on February 15, 2009 4:13 pm

    1 more day to go i’f watched the ep on tv its great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. tina on February 15, 2009 4:17 pm

    bonny has had a girl awwwwwwwwww

  35. camelbros on February 15, 2009 6:01 pm

    CMON ITS THE 16th OVER HERE!!!!
    GET THE VIDEO ON!! XD i miss family guy :(

  36. PhilOsOfer on February 15, 2009 6:22 pm

    If you should know, john doe you are a real shit. F*ck people once and get to laugh all the way, f*ck those people twice – you ‘d better learn how to pray!

  37. luke on February 15, 2009 7:56 pm

    its the 16 where is it

  38. johnny on February 15, 2009 8:18 pm

    lol @ john doe

  39. Stas on February 16, 2009 1:44 am

    Well it’s the 16th, where is it???

  40. Richard on February 16, 2009 2:18 am

    Com’n, it’s the 16th for crying out loud!!

  41. Bleh on February 16, 2009 2:33 am

    This episode sucked. It’s starting to become season 6 again. Where it’s just random event after random event. Not even funny random events.

  42. jorge on February 16, 2009 2:43 am

    oh come on man =)

  43. Vibesz on February 16, 2009 2:54 am

    i love this site
    hold tyyt broo
    keeep up tha good work

  44. yo buddy on February 16, 2009 3:11 am

    oops sorry andrei , just tryin to calm the crowd

  45. Justin on February 16, 2009 3:31 am

    Awesome episode!

  46. lol on February 16, 2009 3:38 am

    sweet man n1 andrei :D

  47. can't be arsed on February 16, 2009 3:40 am

    haha i love the drunk kids
    and cleveland had a fake moustache lol

  48. jolten on February 16, 2009 5:03 am

    awesome episode :D

  49. ylva on February 16, 2009 6:16 am

    this episode wasen´t that good… :( But SYILL I Love Familyguy<3 I hope they come out whith more episodes now , does anybody know anything??

  50. conman on February 16, 2009 6:27 am

    funny episode – wooooo first comment on the 16th

  51. corby1984 on February 16, 2009 7:16 am

    why the hell did we have to wait that long for that pile of crap!!!

  52. ashley on February 16, 2009 7:34 am

    for somethink that took so long that was kinda sht thought it would be way way better but i was wroung

  53. Tony on February 16, 2009 7:50 am

    when is the next episode?

  54. Nick on February 16, 2009 8:49 am

    OMG!!!
    Cleveland finds a combination vault and goes like, “i’m gonna just have to cut through it. good thing I brought reese witherspoon’s chin!”

  55. FGLOVER on February 16, 2009 9:48 am

    IT’S HILARIOUS :D
    This Family Guy gets better and better all the time :D thx Seth MacFarlane :D

  56. tina on February 16, 2009 9:52 am

    I’m the first to watch it on the wepsiet
    yesssssss!!!!!!!!

  57. jebus on February 16, 2009 10:29 am

    all that wait for that, well disappointed!!

  58. jebus on February 16, 2009 10:33 am

    everyone
    march 8th is the next episode

    argggghhhhh!!!

  59. woods on February 16, 2009 10:46 am

    how funny is that CHRISTIAN BALE bit.

  60. emma on February 16, 2009 11:03 am

    That was an good epidsode

  61. Maddie Lynch on February 16, 2009 11:10 am

    Omg I love all Family guy But I am so not impressed!!!!! That was crap!
    Wtf happened!

  62. miSsay on February 16, 2009 12:04 pm

    d!z 1 w@z $0 b0om 4r3@lLz

  63. Ha-ha! on February 16, 2009 12:09 pm

    “Hard to believe she’s already 18.” Oh jeeze, Quagmire’s perversion misconstrues his ability to distinguish any girl under 18.
    The Christian Bale bit was the FUNNIEST variation of the actor’s breakdown I’ve seen YET.
    “Ha-ha!” – Live Ostridge

  64. damn on February 16, 2009 12:13 pm

    a 2 months waiting for a piece of crap

  65. adda on February 16, 2009 12:15 pm

    i think its quite good

  66. MightyJustas on February 16, 2009 12:46 pm

    ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! ALLLLLRIIIIIGHT GIGGITYYYY!!!!!

  67. Renzou on February 16, 2009 1:00 pm

    “That’s why I use a condo…. ha, ha ha, I can’t even say that with a straight face!”

  68. Stas on February 16, 2009 2:22 pm

    Keeps getting worse, that’s sad, first seasons were waAAAay better! They’re running out of stuff..

  69. Melissa on February 16, 2009 2:40 pm

    great episode…but what’s the song that peter and quagmire are dancing too at his father-in-laws party?

  70. tina on February 16, 2009 2:49 pm

    i’ve watched it like for like every time its finished its soooooo good :D

  71. No on February 16, 2009 3:09 pm

    guys…shut up…

  72. roderick on February 16, 2009 3:22 pm

    HHAHAHAHAHA zune joke xD

  73. Aleks on February 16, 2009 3:54 pm

    ive watched every family guy eposide and they were all great excpet these last 3. not as much jokes, less on the story and more of stupid s**t like stewies music video. Why did they change???

  74. message mon on February 16, 2009 4:12 pm

    did anyone else notice that the name had nothing to do with the episode?

  75. Blargiannet on February 16, 2009 5:49 pm

    Easily, one of the worst episodes ever. I mean, what’s the deal with all those long, long and repetetive jokes? Yes, there were some good jokes, but is this what they expect fans to like after neerly 3 months of hiatus? For God’s sake…

  76. brwnguy on February 16, 2009 6:39 pm

    This episode sucked. But I still love family guy and would watch it over and over again.

    Anyone know when the next episode will be out?

  77. Pranesh Bhargava on February 16, 2009 7:34 pm

    Not like other episodes. It could be better.

  78. Joel on February 16, 2009 7:55 pm

    Staz, you’re right. That was so terrible. I loved this season, but that just took the piss. Love you man :) See you around

  79. mike on February 16, 2009 8:21 pm

    best frackin’ episode ever lol

  80. Bender on February 16, 2009 8:24 pm

    after sooo long…this episode was just “ok” … i give it 6/10

    i hope they will make more and faster this time

  81. Bender on February 16, 2009 8:28 pm

    i’m disapointed…i’m starting to like futurama and american dada more… :(

    i wish for a cartoon inclooding : erik cartman(south park)/peter (family guy)/bender (futurama)/and roger (american dad)…

    hahaha just imagine…!

  82. Keith on February 17, 2009 1:26 am

    “Hold on, the wheel chair’s coming first” LMFAO

  83. tiffany on February 17, 2009 3:42 am

    family guy f****ng rules

  84. ugnyteugne on February 17, 2009 8:39 am

    i love this website!!!

  85. simon on February 17, 2009 10:43 am

    And then i go back to my house! HAHAHA

  86. sexy on February 17, 2009 11:03 am

    sxxy

  87. Dave B on February 17, 2009 12:56 pm

    excelent! its been to long!

    the first link was desperate housewives though!! wtf!

  88. MightyJustas on February 17, 2009 2:07 pm

    About Family Guy say either good or NOTHING. So shut the hell up guys if your sense of humour is not normal :) No, seriously..

  89. Andy N on February 17, 2009 2:31 pm

    I honestly think this was one of the episodes that brought back feelings of the first season. Yea some of the jokes were lame in the end but it was hilarious. The Stewie segments were priceless

  90. catherine on February 17, 2009 2:58 pm

    guy:way did you put the beeeeeeeep lights up

    peater:to chear people up

  91. ashley on February 17, 2009 3:59 pm

    i take it back this is a awesome episode but not there best really funny tho lol

  92. tina on February 17, 2009 4:19 pm

    i take it back its like a add so shut-up you wired guy

  93. Matt on February 17, 2009 4:40 pm

    It was good, but for the length it took to make it wasn’t too good.

  94. Shadowmere Lachance on February 17, 2009 5:00 pm

    LMAO

  95. michele on February 17, 2009 5:38 pm

    the ostrage hi everybody!
    hey hi peter!

    …no it’s still me.

    oh.

    =D

  96. michele on February 17, 2009 5:40 pm

    sorry “the ostrage” was a mistake,i didn’t want to write that

  97. SafetyDance on February 17, 2009 8:45 pm

    You can dance if you want to
    You can leave your friends behind…

  98. Brooke on February 18, 2009 1:48 am

    This is annoying it won’t load! Finally after 5 minutes it loads!

  99. Brooke on February 18, 2009 1:48 am

    It won’t work

  100. Hue Jappendage on February 18, 2009 11:56 am

    why is everyone so pissed off at the big break between episodes? It was a planned break, not just a sudden hiatus, south park does it too. It’s not like they were spending all this time working really hard on this episode and now you should all feel let down, they probably spent the normal amount of time on it.

  101. MightyJustas on February 18, 2009 3:29 pm

    Hi eye floater!

    HIII!!!

    hey hey where are you going!

    away from your eye sight!!!!!

    LOL, i can see an eye floater now, it moves!!!! :D

  102. XD on February 18, 2009 4:00 pm

    __
    ( )
    –+– My minion will kill you
    | if you say thats not
    / \ funny,absolutely
    hilarious!!!

    he he funny ostrich

  103. Tony on February 19, 2009 10:37 am

    when comes the next episode?

  104. N!! on February 19, 2009 11:27 am

    Next episode ‘family gay’ air on the 3rd of march

  105. adam on February 19, 2009 12:03 pm

    haha a man could die from laughing XD

  106. Shadowseer92 on February 19, 2009 1:09 pm

    BEST EP EVER the dancing, singing
    all super funny XD

  107. Willzyx on February 19, 2009 5:23 pm

    Best episode ever!!!! eye floater

    btw for all of you who dont know the next episode which is called “Family Gay” is coming out March 3rd or 5th.

    plot of Family Gay
    SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Peter gets somehow involved in research to see if a gay gene is natural or not and ends up in a gay relationship leaving lois and the family but they just glad hes happy
    SPOILER END

    XDXD cant wait

  108. jC! on February 19, 2009 7:00 pm

    love the ostrich

  109. Erin on February 19, 2009 9:34 pm

    finally she gave birth!!!this was such a sweet episode.stewie singing a brian adams song, so priceless!!!i loved this episode!!!

  110. harrison on February 19, 2009 11:16 pm

    tell em megatron

  111. junkason on February 20, 2009 8:00 am

    stewie’s song… ha, ha, ha
    Dont bring me down

  112. Stevo McDirty on February 20, 2009 10:41 am

    ive been waitin 2hours for this video 2 load!!! ive seen it b4 and creased for ages ahaha.(8) brian cums in and i change up the tempo(8) comical

  113. Jordan on February 20, 2009 8:17 pm

    I swear a snippet in Stewies video was taking the piss out of the music video for “Muse – Hysteria”

    Does anyone agree?

  114. lol ZUNE on February 20, 2009 10:30 pm

    haha can u fix my zune.. sure!!!
    o wait i own an ipod like the rest of the world!!!

  115. jordan munoz on February 21, 2009 12:54 pm

    stewie i love your video
    hahahahahahahha

  116. nopsuki lucy on February 21, 2009 1:02 pm

    lol stewies music video! and quagmire and peter’s distriaction! i know the whole dance they do!

  117. Moustache on February 22, 2009 1:45 am

    The videotape thing and stewie’s song was painfull to watch… i would have definitely had skipped it…. Other than that the episode was great – as always.

  118. brian on February 22, 2009 1:33 pm

    the tape recording + the music video took almost 10 minutes out of the 20 minutes episode. What a waste!

  119. Cleveland on February 22, 2009 1:36 pm

    Great episode, loved the Zune/Ipod gag

  120. Chubaka on February 22, 2009 6:22 pm

    What will happen to 5 Emos if locked in a room? one of them will die because he wont have a corner to cry in…

    And as for this episode…not much to say everything has been said…

  121. Alan Murray on February 23, 2009 2:59 pm

    Great episode! One of the best of this season.

  122. Alan Murray on February 23, 2009 3:01 pm

    What??? The Stewie video was awesome, so freakin’ bizarre, and the tape of Christian Bale was very good as well, Wtf are you talking about guys?

    Lots of great and ingenious jokes this time, that’s not arguable.

  123. Ben Dover on February 23, 2009 6:41 pm

    yeah! great family guy episode. fave part was when stewie sings. lol xD

  124. Superdude on February 24, 2009 8:49 am

    123th to comment :D

  125. tFighterPilot on February 24, 2009 11:37 am

    The recording thing was WAY too long!

  126. DaMi on February 24, 2009 12:28 pm

    i dont like when they take half episode on a music vidio like Stewies’ and stuff which are not funny at all, love peter and his stupidness =)

  127. NIKITOS on February 24, 2009 5:14 pm

    I DO IT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!! OHH YEAH! STEWIE IS THE BEST!

  128. Ben Dover on February 24, 2009 5:25 pm

    Hey say my name fast. just do it dont hate. try it out

  129. INSA!NT on February 25, 2009 7:39 am

    everybody who said this episode sucks get high and watch again

  130. Live Ostrich on February 25, 2009 8:57 am

    Hahaa..

  131. Rev on February 25, 2009 11:56 am

    This episode was actually pretty good. I love Stewie’s song. lol And I agree with tFighter The recording was way too long! XD

  132. Bez on February 25, 2009 1:58 pm

    im sorry – this has to be the worst episode of the season – the best has gotta be “i dream of jesus” – family guys been goin downhill for a long long time an it just keeps gettin worse an worse!!!!!!! still brilliant tho!

  133. Reb on February 26, 2009 4:32 am

    It’s hard to beleive she’s already 18!

    LOL

  134. F.G.Girl-abi on February 26, 2009 10:21 pm

    LOL AWSOME VIDEO…LOOOVE HOW BRIAN TRIED TO COPY STEWIE XD ” making a little video there?”

  135. F.G.Girl-abi on February 26, 2009 10:23 pm

    lol my lil bro is 2 and he knows the family guy theme song XD…btw the 2 little boys were awsome omg…”there the guy whose chin looks like balls” XD XD XD

  136. Willzyx on February 27, 2009 6:42 pm

    seriously wtf, why everyone saying that the tape was bad, it was freakin hilarious, people who say it was a waste of time are the kind of people who dont listen to videos that just look, thats why they dont find things as funny, if u learn to listen carefully then u will find its funny.

    best joke: after vid Stewie: dont worry Brian those goosebumps will go away in about 20 mins, lololololol

  137. MightyJustas on February 28, 2009 8:18 am

    willzyx,

    agreed

  138. i love fg on February 28, 2009 3:46 pm

    Willzyx,

    youre obviously full of sh**! this was one of the worst episodes i’ve ever seen, without a doubt!

  139. Doooo on March 1, 2009 2:09 pm

    Gotta say, not so good.

  140. Senis on March 2, 2009 4:08 am

    Ha Ha :) that was good, i liked joke about wooden man made of sticks :D D He’s always funny

  141. Charlie F on March 5, 2009 3:53 am

    I get ‘connection problem’ when i press play?!

  142. mongoerik on March 16, 2009 2:55 pm

    anyone know the name o the song that peter commands the band to
    play at the party??
    its awesome.!

  143. [LC] Owner on April 9, 2009 6:36 pm

    The episode is awsome but I couoldn’t belive that Stewie didn’t want Suzie at the end of the video.

  144. Owner on April 9, 2009 6:42 pm

    Love the video. ☻ Really awsome!
    ☺ I wish that they could make more Family Guy episodes ☺☻♀ ^^

  145. Tony on April 10, 2009 4:08 pm

    @mongoerik
    Songs by a band called Men Without Hats. Can’t remember the title right now, but you can probably find it on google. It’s their only notable song as far as I remeber.

  146. Herbe on April 20, 2009 12:38 pm

    HHAHAH same tony my birthday is 15/02

  147. nobbybobby on April 24, 2009 12:18 pm

    umm kinda cxrappy compared to normal family guy

  148. Jade on April 29, 2009 1:07 pm

    How could you not find the ridiculous amount of intertextual references funny in the music video.
    Get to know, seriously.
    Then maybe you’ll appreciate how hilarious it is. Said god damn.

    man I love family guy

  149. Whats in a name? on May 2, 2009 8:45 am

    its hard to believe shes already 18

  150. lund on May 3, 2009 5:58 pm

    family guy rox!! f*kin crazy show

  151. sooper keith on May 22, 2009 6:00 pm

    i wonder how bonny kept the baby in there tht long :S weird lol

    great ep was funny and well funny .

  152. alexx on June 7, 2009 2:13 pm

    Pffft they ran out of ideas like half of it was he music vid and christian bale.

  153. Mau on June 14, 2009 4:12 pm

    What is the name of the song???//
    X-D someone plz mail it to me lordmaurios@hotmail.com

  154. CartoonLover on July 10, 2009 6:58 pm

    I love that song when Peter and Quagmire are dancing to distract everybody
    I danced too XD

  155. retard on July 14, 2009 6:07 am

    ya!!!

  156. NEO on July 26, 2009 3:31 am

    EYE FLOATER

  157. hulu on July 29, 2009 9:14 am

    HI ! DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG THEY PLAY IN THE PARTY ROOM ?? THE ELECTRONIC SONG WHICH WAS PLAYED BY 4 MUSICIANS AFTER PETER GAVE THEM A PAPER ??

  158. The song that i being played played when peter hands the peice of paper to the orchester is "No friend of mine". By Club Nouveau on August 4, 2009 11:07 am

    The song that i being played played when peter hands the peice of paper to the orchester is “No friend of mine”. By Club Nouveau

  159. Brandi on August 10, 2009 12:50 am

    haha nice episode.

  160. lucky on August 10, 2009 9:26 pm

    i love the bird.. when he laughs.. ha haaaaa
    lol

  161. The Song Peter and Quagmire Dance to..... on August 12, 2009 1:56 pm

    is actually called
    Safety Dance by Men Without Hats :)

  162. Nath on August 15, 2009 1:14 am

    the new website isnt as good

  163. andrei on September 1, 2009 9:07 pm

    Updated ! :D

  164. Brandi on September 5, 2009 5:17 pm

    this episode is awesome!

  165. carmen on September 13, 2009 11:42 pm

    stewie’s song is so beautiful… it made me cry

  166. poop on April 27, 2010 8:06 pm

    thank you.. thank you so much for this…

  167. Jesse on May 15, 2010 6:15 am

    ayyyy, that sucks for all Keiths out there..

  168. Jesse on May 15, 2010 1:15 pm

    ayyyy, that sucks for all Keiths out there..

  169. Lopez on August 24, 2010 5:59 am

    you my friend are a moron

  170. Jeremiah Macaulay on September 5, 2010 10:39 pm

    I freaking love this ep =D

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